Wednesday, May 11, 2005

The Grrrrlz

Okay, we got that out of the way and it didn't hurt a bit. And for sake of completion, Ingrid is the Airedale and Fanny, of course, would be the Irish. I will share along the way the many wonderful things I've learned about terriers in specific and dogs in general. But for now let me just say that if you love your dog, and you better, or I'll put the grrrrlz on ya, consider ditching commercial food and feed 'em what they evolved on...lots of meat and bone, some veggies, and vary the menu. Our base menu is cooked natural chicken (thighs works well because they're easy to bone and cheap), winter squash, and a small amount of buzzed up greens (parsley, chard and dandilion greens). Variations include raw chicken necks to keep the teeth clean, liver and eggs, and canned salmon. Yes, it is more expensive and takes a little more time, but when you factor in the savings on visits to the vet, I think it's a true no-brainer. Besides, when they get around other dogs who get the stale commercial poison, they get to go: "Na, na, na, na, na, we eat better than you do".

That out of the way, we can get back to saving the freaking world. Now, where was I? Oh yes, our drunken Uncle. Despite the fact that we were specifically told by the founders to avoid foreign entanglements, what have we done? Well, we let dear old Uncle get seduced by a bunch of foreign bankers and corporate jackals. Actually, jackals don't rape, pillage, murder and sell out their mother for a profit, so I apologise to that noble breed for comparing them to international bankers. Here I will insert a relevant quote:

"It would have been quite impossible for us to develop our plan for the world if we had been subjected to the lights of publicity during those years. But, the world is more sophisticated and prepared to march towards a world government. The supranational sovereignty of an intellectual elite and world bankers is surely preferable to the national autodetermination practiced in past centuries ..."
- David Rockefeller, Bilderberg club permanent member, 1991 Baden-Baden, Germany

How is it relevant, you ask? Let us count the ways. First off, he started the statement by thanking the various luminaries of the (CIA controlled) American media for not subjecting them to the lights of publicity. That's precisely why I'm here pounding the keyboard and not composing a new song or writing something enjoyable, like a novel or a short story with a cool twist. Noooooooo, I have to get down into the trenches and start researching things like international banking conspiracies.

Arrrrgh, you shout: "Not another loony conspiracy nut." To that I say: go back and read the previous quote until you have committed it to memory.

Secondly, the world is not more sophisticated, it is merely more brainwashed. Thanks to our beloved educational system as wielded by our fiendish Uncle who fears an educated citizenry more than anything else, and the hog doo-doo that parades for entertainment provided by the Zionist clique in Horrorwood, sophisticated is the last descriptor I'd apply to the average modern zombie veering from one encounter of the consumer kind to another.

And last, hasn't this guy heard about leaving Surely out of all this? I mean, I know I'm just jumping in anticipation of being led by "
an intellectual elite and world bankers". Recall, please, that this gentleman is one of the foremost Zionists of our time. The "intellectual elite" to which he is refering are people like Wolfowitz, Perle, Feith, Wurmser, Henry the K, and so on as nauseum. Now let me be clear, here, and get this out of the way once and for all. To criticize the state of Israel, Zion, is not to criticize Jews...I am not anti-semetic, which is a ridiculous statement anyway; The Random House Dictionary of the English Language defines a semite as a member of ANY of various ancient or modern peoples originating in southwestern Asia, including the Akkadians, Cannanites, Phoenicians, Hebrews and Arabs.

What I am anti is a bunch of self-appointed world bankers and intellectual elite taking over from the various nations that have the temerity to autodetermine their destiny, and I don't give a damn what religion they claim. So there, take that Davey!


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